This decision is most likely the result of you not being certain whether or not the person was good in bed. Now it is acceptable for you to text this person at odd hours, preferably when you’re intoxicated or about to be intoxicated, to come over.
I don't want to have a fight because I hate fighting but I'm also mad at you. I'm glad you told me about it and actually, you handled it pretty well, and you know what, I handled it pretty well too. Again, it's cool though because they don't really matter and all your other qualities are seriously top notch.
Man, the qualities I do not love about you are really piling up. A lifetime of just pleasant experiences and awesome sex?
I will attend your funeral and say that I loved you because I did, only I couldn't say it because we'd only been dating a few months, but now that you're dead, all bets are off.
You didn't text me back last night so, obviously, you're dead.
Here are the more easily recognizable stages: Regardless of whether you met on the street, in a coffee shop, at your yoga class or in the park, the first date tallies up to one thing: either a successful or failed one-night stand.