Her even dumber friend on the beach will call you boring if you just say you're wandering around aimlessly instead of rushing to flatter her shallow ego. Who needs a feminist catgirl, enough entitled dumbcunts here on Earth without wasting the energy to go to another planet for them. You know what their idea of a "successful date" is?
It's you answering a bunch of stupid questions they ask you about themselves like a test, in some cases questions they themselves haven't already even given you the answers to in the conversations you've had with them so it doesn't matter how good your memory is, you're expected to just know - and they're the SAME stupid questions, every day, in the same order, over and over and over and over again, so if you've done it once, you might as well have done it a million times.
If there had been an obituary, it would have described the unremarkable life of an unremarkable woman, survived by no one. Days blended together, consistently ordinary, thanks to a job that was the practical version of my passion. I would normally never knock something without having seen it in its entirety, but this film is utter $hit! I've seen about 45 minutes of footage and it really looks like something someone did as a flash film and they thought "Hmm..would look cool on film!!
But there was no obituary, because the day that I died was also the day I started to live. "I think it's total and utter betrayal of the character's roots is bad enough, but to compound that by ripping off elements from other comic-based action films (The Crow, Spider-Man 1 & 2, etc.) is just adding more nails to this already sealed coffin.
On the other hand, she is sensual, exciting, and very compatible with our masked avenger.