Do you like sexting, Facetime, Snapchat, Whatsapp, Skype sex or KIK?
Well, on these popular XXX text chatting sites you'll find other horny freaks just like yourself looking for dirty talk to satisfy their sexual needs!
Therefore, here are my 6 golden rules and if you follow the advice of your Messiah wisely, even a loser like you can get some virtual pussy online! You need to be fit, so replace your Mc Donald's subscription with one of your local gyms. You wouldn't be the first horny masturbating idiot that gets tricked with a fake girl recording.
Always make sure that you're talking to a real person and not a "bot" before you start playing with your dick. Go harass some chicks by flashing them your dick or let them ridicule the size of it!
I even saw this drunk guy giving himself a blowjob! Be creative and don't put something like "I eat pussy all day long, baby" in your bio. No, they don't want to hear how bad you want to see their vagina and boobs! ) I guarantee you 100 % that they'll be begging YOU if they can expose their tits or pussy and get ready for a game of masturbation!