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Q: What do Asian people eat instead of chicken noodle soup?

” “Oh, I can’t eat it” said the old man, “I don’t have any teeth.” “So why do you have them? “Oh, I like the chocolate around it” was the glib reply.

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A prime example is Paul Zindel's play , which ends with the protagonist's mother having a psychotic breakdown and killing her daughters' pet rabbit.