However, the rest of Hannity's body is completely hairless.
Next to Stephen and The Greatest President Ever, Hannity has the world's largest penis, a sure sign that he is a true freedom loving American.
The ACLU briefly forced him to take the job back, but he bravely and eventually refused.
Subsequently, he joined a radio station at Huntsville, Alabama.
In 1996, he joined Fox News and got a show with Alan Colmes.
In 2016, rumors had surfaced that he and his boss would be leaving Fox News.
Rumors of split-up with his wife of 23 years also went wild in 2016.
There, he showed his dedication to Compassionate Conservatism by saying that homosexuality wasn't normal and telling a lesbian that he felt sorry for her child, despite being a former altar boy who was very "well-known" by many priests.