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He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again? The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem.

Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me! One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper.

Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.

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Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from.

With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.

So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.